safire.txt:

                William Safire's Rules for Writers:

Remember to never split an infinitive.  The passive voice should never
be used.  Do not put statements in the negative form.  Verbs have to
agree with their subjects.  Proofread carefully to see if you words
out.  If you reread your work, you can find on rereading a great deal
of repetition can be avoided by rereading and editing.  A writer must
not shift your point of view.  And don't start a sentence with a
conjunction.  (Remember, too, a preposition is a terrible word to end a
sentence with.)  Don't overuse exclamation marks!!  Place pronouns as
close as possible, especially in long sentences, as of 10 or more
words, to their antecedents.  Writing carefully, dangling participles
must be avoided.  If any word is improper at the end of a sentence, a
linking verb is.  Take the bull by the hand and avoid mixing
metaphors.  Avoid trendy locutions that sound flaky.  Everyone should
be careful to use a singular pronoun with singular nouns in their
writing.  Always pick on the correct idiom.  The adverb always follows
the verb.  Last but not least, avoid cliches like the plague; seek
viable alternatives.

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riterite.txt:

   GRAMMER MADE EASY IN TWENTY-THREE STEPS
                  or
           HOW TO RITE RITE

  1. Don't abbrev.
  2. Check to see if you any words out.
  3. Be carefully to use adjectives and adverbs correct.
  4. About sentence fragments.
  5. When dangling, don't use participles.
  6. Don't use no double negatives.
  7. Each pronoun agrees with their antecedent.
  8. Just between you and I, case is important.
  9. Join clauses good, like a conjunction should.
 10. Don't use commas, that aren't necessary.
 11. Its important to use apostrophe's right.
 12. It's better not to unnecessarily split an infinitive.
 13. Never leave a transitive verb just lay there without an object.
 14. Only Proper Nouns should be capitalized. also a sentence should
     begin with a capital and end with a period
 15. Use hyphens in compound-words, not just in any two-word phrase.
 16. In letters compositions reports and things like that we use
     commas to keep a string of items apart.
 17. Watch out for irregular verbs which have creeped into our
     language.
 18. Verbs has to agree with their subjects.
 19. Avoid unnecessary redundancy.
 20. A writer mustn't shift your point of view.
 21. Don't write a run-on sentence you've got to punctuate it.
 22. A preposition isn't a good thing to end a sentence with.
 23. Avoid cliches like the plague.